i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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