If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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