Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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