she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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