do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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