I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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