I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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