Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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