love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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