You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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