playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize