Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
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i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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