i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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