what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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