I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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