Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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