Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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