Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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