I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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