Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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