i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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