How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Dignity is for republicans.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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