Your mouth is God's brothel.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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