I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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