They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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