Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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