She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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