they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
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