she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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