well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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