wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
FUCK WHALES
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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