I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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