Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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