She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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