GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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