1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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