Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Never underestimate the power of titties
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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