There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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