Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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