I am in a vortex of obligation.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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