thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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