Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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