you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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