And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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