they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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