Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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