puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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