Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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