When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize