Ambien. No doubt about it.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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